Ya know I’ve never actually been tested for allergies… for this exact reason.
But in all honesty, I’m just livin’ life like a rebel, an outlaw. Every time I eat something new, every time I walk into a forest, I don’t know whats gonna happen. It’s just how I roll. Ya dig?
Anyone got any crazy allergies they’d like to share? I love stories…

one time I played with a guinea pig and then my eyes swelled shut. worth it.
the best 30 seconds of your life, presumably.
sperm and fluoride….yeah.
damn… that is a rough ticket. Well, ya know what they say… umm… love is a battlefield?
as long as my eyes don’t swell shut
Would also work as two people discussing abstract murder art! Awesome blood effects. You should slaughter people more often, in comic format, of course.
Hah! I like that. Mayhaps you’ll see an alt version.
Thanks! I actually looked up awesome blood splatter effects cause I really wanted it to be at least somewhat recognizable. It turned out pretty good! And its surprisingly easy.
I’m very very allergic to velociraptors. I would assume that it is a very common allergy, especially if you wear hats and like to say “Clever girl….”
In seriousness, two of the most commonly used antibiotics make me break out in hives for a week. So if I get sick I need to take the antibiotics doctors don’t usually prescribe because they are extra mean to your stomach (they like to kick and bite when they get in there
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I believe I am the only human NOT allergic to velociraptors. This is only because I bested one in a game of chess and was given title of Honorary Raptor among all raptor kin. A story for another time I suppose.
In reference to your for realsies allergy, that really sucks dude. If I could punch (in the face) every antibody that hurts you, I would. I totally would.