I spent about 5 hours one night playing the Minecraft demo… by the end I was so good I could achieve such greatness, such beauty, that your mother would weep in its presence. Sadly, at the end of every demo session, the imminent time clock would flash its 2 minute warning, giving me just enough time to finish up my works and enjoy them before my universe was sent to oblivion.

Buy the game you say? Pshaw! Who am I, Rockefeller?