I’m not very happy with the timing for this joke, but hey, that’s the joy of learning. 

About today’s strip: I have this gift where I can be incredibly good at sports for about 5 minutes before my body collapses in a heap of exhaustion. I can also beat anyone I know in a race as long as the distance is within 2 city blocks. It’s a terrible superpower but I make do.

Obviously my DnD class IRL would be Barbarian. obvi