I’m not very happy with the timing for this joke, but hey, that’s the joy of learning.
About today’s strip: I have this gift where I can be incredibly good at sports for about 5 minutes before my body collapses in a heap of exhaustion. I can also beat anyone I know in a race as long as the distance is within 2 city blocks. It’s a terrible superpower but I make do.
Obviously my DnD class IRL would be Barbarian. obvi

I’m just plain bad at sports. At least you have your moment
Hah, well i guess its just the benefit of having an older brother who played every sport known to man. Also the benefit of not being allowed to draw by myself in my room all day like I wanted. Cursed “outdoors”…
Reminds me of the high school athletes who smoked. They lost it sooner.
yeah, for me it was just that I may have been good at sports, but I never really liked to play, so I didn’t concentrate on endurance.
Also, I eat a disgusting amount of terrible food and almost never exercise. But that probably has nothing to do with it.